Trashy Celebs
I was wandering around the Orble world earlier this morning and found myself reading KylieW's post about K-Fed getting fat.
It got me thinking about a TV show which I am sure would make for awesome viewing.
I want to see Jerry Springer probing into to lives of celebs and bringing out all of their ex's to dish the dirt. I want to see brawls between family members and obviously the occasional trannie.
I am aware that we can get all this from magazines and the internet, but wouldn't it be awesome to compact it all into a half an hour to an hour long show.
First up would have to be the Spears clan. This family alone can take up at least a month. Firstly you have Brit who is batshit crazy (to take a leaf out of Kylie's book). Then there is the fact that she married some fella and her parents and management had the marriage annulled straight away. Bring him on. Then bring on K-Fed and his ex Shar. There's a brawl right there. And then the kids, one by one. Then you can bring on her parents. Her mum is, well, I'm, not quite sure what she is, and her dad seems somewhat sane. Then you can bring on Adnan and Sam Lutfi and let them punch each other out. Then bring on Jamie Lynn and the supposed father of her baby. Then bring on the Nickelodian exec who is more likely to be the father and watch the drama unfold.
See, sounds like fun right? Then we could do Amy Winehouse which is bound to be a barrel of laughs.
And no show like this could be complete with out the Lohan clan right? Lindsay, and her little sister Ali who wants to be just like her, their media whore mother and suddenly religious father.
Ooh, ooh, I've got another one - the Hiltons. How could I have almost left them out? You've got Paris and all the exes, some risque video footage, a failed attempt in just about everything she has tried to do and now a little brother who is keen to follow in her criminal footsteps.
There could be a special on all the ones who have been arrested. It could be called ... nope i've got nothing. What could it be called? So your thoughts? Would you tune in? It's bound to be car crash and trailer trash tv at it's best.
It got me thinking about a TV show which I am sure would make for awesome viewing.
I want to see Jerry Springer probing into to lives of celebs and bringing out all of their ex's to dish the dirt. I want to see brawls between family members and obviously the occasional trannie.
I am aware that we can get all this from magazines and the internet, but wouldn't it be awesome to compact it all into a half an hour to an hour long show.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
First up would have to be the Spears clan. This family alone can take up at least a month. Firstly you have Brit who is batshit crazy (to take a leaf out of Kylie's book). Then there is the fact that she married some fella and her parents and management had the marriage annulled straight away. Bring him on. Then bring on K-Fed and his ex Shar. There's a brawl right there. And then the kids, one by one. Then you can bring on her parents. Her mum is, well, I'm, not quite sure what she is, and her dad seems somewhat sane. Then you can bring on Adnan and Sam Lutfi and let them punch each other out. Then bring on Jamie Lynn and the supposed father of her baby. Then bring on the Nickelodian exec who is more likely to be the father and watch the drama unfold.
Britney & K-Fed
See, sounds like fun right? Then we could do Amy Winehouse which is bound to be a barrel of laughs.
Amy Winehouse
And no show like this could be complete with out the Lohan clan right? Lindsay, and her little sister Ali who wants to be just like her, their media whore mother and suddenly religious father.
Lindsay & Dina Lohan
Ooh, ooh, I've got another one - the Hiltons. How could I have almost left them out? You've got Paris and all the exes, some risque video footage, a failed attempt in just about everything she has tried to do and now a little brother who is keen to follow in her criminal footsteps.
Say Cheese!!!
There could be a special on all the ones who have been arrested. It could be called ... nope i've got nothing. What could it be called? So your thoughts? Would you tune in? It's bound to be car crash and trailer trash tv at it's best.
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Celebrity Obsession
Oh oh, and you can have showdowns too. Remember when Paris was dating Stavros Niarchos? Well he was dating Mary-Kate or Ashley.....who can tell them apart?....first. So they can do a "that ho stole my man" style show. I'd love to see one of those tiny Olsen twins try to take down Paris. Then everyone who has ever had a problem with Paris can take their shot (it's going to be a long show).
Oh I like your idea. Get on to Jerry Springer....it's a winner
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Bec
Famous Zoo
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A Little Giggle
Cheers,
Bec
Life in Germany
I've always been a fan of Springer madness, but having celebrities as guests would make things even madder!
As for the jail special, it could be called "From the Bar... to Behind Bars". Or perhaps "Sexy Starlets in the Slammer".
Flick Wit
And there can be a series of celebrity makeover eps for those just out of rehab - those unlucky enough to be put into one of the real rehab facilities where they can't get their roots, nails and routine cosmetic procedures done regularly.
Beta Girl Blog
How about this idea. The Beckhams try to stage an intervention for Katie Holmes while Tom Cruise accuses them of taking Psychiatric drugs!
I think you should contact the E! network immediately. This idea is going to be how you make your millions!