Paris Hilton To Help Drunken Elephants
Yep, you did actually read the correctly. Apparently in parts of North East India, elephants have been getting schnookered on rice wine and then going on rampages and terrorising villages. Activists have been trying to keep the elephants away from the booze and now have some "celebrity" power behind them, because we all know that when a celebrity says what everyone else has already been saying for years, everyone pays attention, even elephants.
The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them. Last month, six wild elephants that broke into a farm in the state of Meghalaya were electrocuted after drinking the potent brew and then uprooting an electricity pole. There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad,".
This may be stating the obvious, but why don't they just move the alcohol to where the elephants can't get it? And while this cause is actually pretty sad and serious, how funny is it that they got Paris Hilton to promote it? The only way this story could get any better is if they had Lindsay Lohan speaking out about it, because no one does drunken rampages better then Lindsay.
