Just In - Jessica Alba Married, Millions of Men Devastated
Jessica Alba
So it appears that Jessica Alba has sneakily gotten married to her fiance and father of her unborn baby, Cash Warren.
According to People magazine, Alba's rep Brad Cafarelli confirmed that the couple had "wed quietly on Monday".
Sneaky, sneaky. I know that celebs have little to no privacy and like to get one up on the general public every so often, but having to get married secretly to avoid the media craze is becoming more and more common. Take Beyonce and Jay-Z, Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz, and that's just in the last month or so.
I find it interesting that they got married on a Monday. Who does that? Well, I guess rich and famous people do just because they can and all their friends don't have to work on a monday either.
I may be generalising just a little bit. And also, why now? When she is about to pop out her baby? It's got to be getting very close. Why not wait til after like everyone else does? Any theories?
I wonder if she is going to take his last name - Jessica Warren, how very Stepford Wives sounding.
