Does Lindsay Lohan have an illegitimate sister? More importantly, does anyone care?
Ashley Kaufmann
There are rumours floating around that Lindsay Lohan's father Michael may have fathered an illegitimate child called Ashley. I'm shocked, are you shocked?
What I also find shocking is that the loving mother of the child in question has taken her story public, to OK magazine of all places.
Apparently the mother, Kristi Kaufmann, met Michael in the '80s and then again in 1994, when they began their relationship. He told her that he had separated from wife Dina.
Yeah, yeah, that's what they all say.
So anyway, when she told him that she was pregnant, he did what any honourable man would do, disappeared into the night never to be heard from again. Well, ok, maybe not, but in a perfect world he would have, and then Kristi could have lied to her child that her father was a good man and not the douchebag that is reality.
Kristi has said she had to go public with this as Michael would not "live up to his obligations". I mean, I totally believe that her motivation has the child’s best interests at heart and not the money that she stands to gain from interviews. Who wouldn't want to be related to the Lohans. There is something about that family and so it would seem, anyone that comes into contact with them. They are all media whores.
Seriously, does the fact that the child has been curled in the foetal position rocking backwards and forwards crying since she found out not tell them anything?
So here are a couple of pictures, the first of Ashley, kindly donated to OK magazine by her mother and a second of Michael Lohan by some guy who gets paid to take pictures of people.
Michael Lohan
