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OMG Beyonce is Pregnant!!! Sure, Whatever.

Beyonce


So rumour has it that the bootilicious one, Beyonce, is pregnant. I'm not so sure I believe this. I mean, honestly, we are told that celebs are preggers all the time and more often then not, it's a lie. I found this one on celeb gossip site www.hollyscoop.com

Hollyscoop has learned exclusively through multiple sources that Beyonce is expecting. A source close to the couple revealed, "Beyonce is 100% pregnant, which is why the couple rushed their wedding." The source also told Hollyscoop that all the friends and family that attended the ultra private wedding were all aware that Beyonce was already expecting.

Our source added that Beyonce is in her early stages, but don’t expect this star to come out with a confirmation statement anytime soon. The couple is pretty private about their personal lives--they still haven't even confirmed their wedding. But the source confirmed that she is expecting and they rushed the wedding due to Beyonce's strong Christian beliefs.

Strong Christian beliefs hey? So, supposing she is pregnant, do her strong Christian beliefs agree that it's ok to have lots and lots of sex before you are married? And then, if a little erm, "accident" was to happen, that you should get married just so that these beliefs are not compromised?
I think, and I may be wrong here, that her younger sister, Solange (or something like that) of Bring It On - All or Nothing Fame (Yes, the third one with Hayden Panettiere) had the same dilemma, pregnant and unmarried. What a lovely family.

Solange
Solange Knowles


Just for the record, I am not trying to judge them for their beliefs, just trying to have something a little newsworthy. All is slow in Celebland at the moment. Except for Katie Holmes being sent to Scientology camp for not behaving herself. Bad Katie!!! That’s lines for you missy.
I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public, I must not wear heels and appear to have a personality in public.

The amount of personality that Katie exudes in this picture is overwhelming. Completely overwhelming.
The amount of personality that Katie exudes in this picture is overwhelming. Completely overwhelming.

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Pussycat Dolls fined for flashing audience

Pussycat Dolls
Pussycat Dolls

The Pussycat Dolls are a group renowned for being raunchy, they started off as a burlesque group. So why is it that they are being fined and criticised for being too sexy in a performance in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia?
I am well aware that it is a Muslim country, but the people who bought tickets to the concert and decided that they wanted to have the group do a concert there would have been well aware what type of performance the girls did.
During the show, Carmit Bachar, the redhead who looks a bit like a man and has since left the group, allegedly flashed her boob while Ashley Roberts, another member of the group was accused of flashing her bits because she was wearing tiny shorts.
I am also aware that this would be considered unacceptable in any country, but they are using these alleged "flashings" to justify their anger at the performance in general. The Cultural Minister for Malaysia Rais Yatim said
I believe the way the Pussycat Dolls behaved on stage amounted to gross indecency.
He also said that the concert featured scantily dressed performers and sensual elements. Last year Gwen Stefani and Beyonce were forced to change their dance routines and outfits dramatically to perform there.
So I guess my question here is, should a country that invites an act to perform who are widely know for their raunchiness expect that they just cover up from head to toe (or shoulder to knee in this case) even though it goes against the Pussycat Doll identity?

Pussycat Dolls Performance
Pussycat Dolls Performance
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Trashy Celebs

I was wandering around the Orble world earlier this morning and found myself reading KylieW's post about K-Fed getting fat.
It got me thinking about a TV show which I am sure would make for awesome viewing.
I want to see Jerry Springer probing into to lives of celebs and bringing out all of their ex's to dish the dirt. I want to see brawls between family members and obviously the occasional trannie.
I am aware that we can get all this from magazines and the internet, but wouldn't it be awesome to compact it all into a half an hour to an hour long show.
Jerry Springer
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!


First up would have to be the Spears clan. This family alone can take up at least a month. Firstly you have Brit who is batshit crazy (to take a leaf out of Kylie's book). Then there is the fact that she married some fella and her parents and management had the marriage annulled straight away. Bring him on. Then bring on K-Fed and his ex Shar. There's a brawl right there. And then the kids, one by one. Then you can bring on her parents. Her mum is, well, I'm, not quite sure what she is, and her dad seems somewhat sane. Then you can bring on Adnan and Sam Lutfi and let them punch each other out. Then bring on Jamie Lynn and the supposed father of her baby. Then bring on the Nickelodian exec who is more likely to be the father and watch the drama unfold.
Britney & K-Fed
Britney & K-Fed


See, sounds like fun right? Then we could do Amy Winehouse which is bound to be a barrel of laughs.
Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse


And no show like this could be complete with out the Lohan clan right? Lindsay, and her little sister Ali who wants to be just like her, their media whore mother and suddenly religious father.
Lindsay & Dina Lohan
Lindsay & Dina Lohan


Ooh, ooh, I've got another one - the Hiltons. How could I have almost left them out? You've got Paris and all the exes, some risque video footage, a failed attempt in just about everything she has tried to do and now a little brother who is keen to follow in her criminal footsteps.
Paris Hilton Mug Shot
Say Cheese!!!


There could be a special on all the ones who have been arrested. It could be called ... nope i've got nothing. What could it be called? So your thoughts? Would you tune in? It's bound to be car crash and trailer trash tv at it's best.
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My promise to the Orble Community

I know that I haven't posted in ages, but I have been so busy with uni. Excuses, excuses - I know. But I can change, really I can.

I promise to stop being so slack and serve you your dose of celebrity gossip with a side of sarcasm on a more regular basis. I also promise to contribute more to other sites because I currently read the posts and vote but don't leave a comment because I often feel like I have nothing to really contribute to the conversation.


But stuff that, from now on, if all I have say is hi, then that's what I will say. I know when I put up a new post that I get a warm and fuzzy feeling when someone actually lets me know that they read an appreciate my stuff.

So here is to not being such a slacker and to posting more, on this site and other peoples.

Cheers,
Bec
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Amy Winehouse Finally Goes To Rehab

Amy Winehouse
Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse has stopped saying "No, no, no" and has now voluntarily entered rehab an effort to get herself clean. Her record company released a statement saying

"Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors. She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction."

Good for her I say. Too bad it has taken so long. I wonder what the final straw was? Perhaps the photos of her smoking crack made it too hard to pretend that she didn't have a problem anymore. Maybe it was... well really, there is just too many things that it could have been. Lets hope she can stick it out in there and not constantly relapse a la Lindsay Lohan.

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Aussie Actor Heath Ledger Found Dead

Heath Ledger
Heath Ledger

TMZ is reporthing that Aussie actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in his bed at his house in Soho, New York. Police are saying that they do not believe that the death of the 28-year-old is crime or does it look suspicious.

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Who is the real father of Suri Cruise???

Since my last post fueled much speculation on Tom, Katie and Suri, I thought I would post the original conspiracy theory I read and let you guys dissect it. Below is the theory by Janet Charlton of Janet Charlton's Hollywood
Ok, we weren't going to bother spreading this story, but whenever we tell it to anyone they encourage us to do so. So here we go. Keep in mind this is a RUMOR, but it explains a lot. The story goes that when Katie Holmes split with her exboyfriend Chris Klein in March 2005, she may or may not have realized she was pregnant with his baby. She started dating Tom in April, 2005, and according to this tale, when Tom found out she was expecting, he not only didn't MIND , but he insisted on taking credit for the pregnancy. They abruptly got engaged in June 2005. Since the baby was scheduled to be born too soon into their relationship, Tom and Katie faked the birth date. She actually gave birth months EARLIER than the announced birth. She wore padding for the last few months after the REAL birth, and made sure she was photographed. In case you don't remember, Suri's announced April 18 birth was oddly undocumented - there were no hospital records or specifics. Where WAS Suri born? Tom and Katie didn't want their baby photographed because it would be apparent that Suri wasn't newborn. After a few months it's not so easy to recognize a baby's exact age. Have you noticed that Suri has uniquely slanted eyes like Chris Klein? Keep in mind this is simply a rumor - form your own conclusions.

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Nicole Kidman - PREGNANT!!!

Nicole Kidman
Nicole Kidman

After much specualtion and many more rumours, Nicole Kidman's publicist, Wendy Day, has announced that the star is indeed pregnant! She has pulled out of her new film because of it.
If she is now pregnant and Tom and Katie had a baby together, what was the reason that Nicole and Tom couldn't have a baby together and had to adopt instead? Stinks of conspiracy to me. Is anyone else suss on how much Suri Cruise looks like Chris Klein


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Dr Phil - Concerned or Conniving?

Dr Phil
Dr Phil


Everyone is now aware of Britney's most recent meltdown which resulted in her being taken by ambulance to Cedars Sinai Medical Center. It was the moment we all saw coming from a mile away and was covered extensively in the media


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3 Times Unlucky - Pammy Files For Divorce

Pamela Anderson & Rick Salomon
Pamela Anderson & Rick Salomon


After three months of marital bliss, or something along those lines, Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Rick Salomon citing irreconcilable differences as the reason


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